Inspired: The 50 Things/terms only DCHS students would understand.

Monday, April 06, 2009

CREDITS: Inspired by the Rising Star of Blogging, Mike Villar, introduced by Van, the most amusing of my old blog buddies waaay back in Blogspot.

I proudly present:

Things/terms only DCHS students would understand:
PS. Sorry, pero parang latter students lang ang makakarelate, except if teacher ka o talagang napakadalas mong bumalik sa Alma Mater mo.

1. When we refer to our school bell as "ting-ding-ding-ding-ding..." (teka, baka ako lang...)
2. When we say Ma'am Beng accompanied with a shudder, a face, or just pure fear.
3. Why you will never want to see 14 displayed on the AC thermostat. That is when girls scream ape mad and guys shrug and laugh. (I dunno with others, but we ~~get~~ got that a lot from our seating neighborhood.)
4. Why we can be late on Wednesdays, why we should never be late on Mondays and Fridays (Mondays na nga lang ngayon eh).
5. Ahia B said with a squeal. (I call to attention girls of particular batches...)
6. What "public apology" means and why it's usually done in MAPEH Productions.
7. What in the world cubby holes/cubicles are.
8. Why superheroes include Manong Edgar and Kuya Jason.
9. Why Pastor Abam means terror, especially to those who have reason to.
10. Who the Chicken Boys are and why they are school renowned.
11. Why in the world we have lots of ridiculous, redundant stairs.
12. The difference between Auditorium and AVR.
13. Why being absent is not a good thing at all.
14. The absolute supreme relevance of the times 9:00-9:20, 11:50-12:40, 2:40-3:00, and of course, 5:00. These are the sole reason why we have wall clocks.
15. What love letters are, and why receiving them is not a good thing AT ALL.
16. Kung bakit tinitingala si Joel Maglantay.
17. Why girls go to the stair landings of the old building with combs and powder presses.
18. Why Com Lab 1 means luck.
19. That the fire escape door is almost always locked, so it is not a cute joke to hide there.
20. Bakit importante ang Empty Room.
21. Why, since last year, everyone's favorite word is PANINI.
22. Maraming nasu-suspend dahil pumupunta sila sa clinic.
23. Why even high school students have nap time aka pagkatapos ng oral sa Chinese.
24. Why tarpaulins are coveted possessions.
25. Which Chinese teacher has a crush on Lucio Tan.
26. Kung sino/ano/saan si/ang "Nameless" sa canteen. (Clue sa hindi maka-gets: Marisa Ong.)
27. Can remember what/who Jodan's is.
28. That we have our very own Blue House at hindi lang si Bear sa Playhouse Disney.
29. Why there are two versions of the school song and why the second one is sung louder than the first.
30. Kung sino si "Praning" at si "BamBam". (I'm sorry. I have nothing against them. These are, HONESTLY, terms of endearment. :D )
31. What the hell Hillstar is.
32. Where the super secret toothbrush-an is.
33. That there is a gym on the third floor, officially referred to as "sports complex".
34. Bakit nakakapagod mag-Computer class.
35. Kung sino ang PINAKAGWAPO sa buong school, sa buong mundo, sa buong kalawakan. Hindi pwedeng makatakas sa kaalaman nyan.
36. The memorized smell of Duplo.
37. The utter importance of whether there is half an inch of design on the bottom of your ID that says "LUNCH PASS".
38. Ding How. 'Nuff said.
39. That every single room in the building is named, and has a Chinese subtitle.
40. The one thing you will remember from Chinese class for good is how to say you are going to the CR to people who only understand Chinese--because of application. No Chinese, no CR, pare...
41. Hot plates are LETHAL.
42. Why we are Gaisano Mall's favorite suki.
43. Why most everyone's last names are monosyllabic.
44. The following are direly look up to: Kangaroo Cafe, Pritong Manok, [insert some alumni's business here]...
45. Obey and be blessed. And that we ALL love Maam Leo.
46. Connive ang buong school sa brand ng SIM card. Alam niyo bang tayo ang pinakamalakas magconsume ng Sun sa lahat ng school (as far as I know)???
47. Our cabinets and closets are stuffed with DCHS shirts. Go count them. It is also good radar tool to get spotted/spot DCHS fellow students from 20 feet away in malls.
48. When we go out with non-DCHS people, we are usually dubbed goody two shoes, because we do not do all the mind-whopping ridiculous suicidal things they do. We're Christians, remember? And good for us.
49. Why most of us sprout consciences going out on Friday evenings instead of CYF.
50. A wordless love for silly, stinky, loveable ol' Davao Christian High School.

I can't believe I got to fifty. I started out with, like, three. Haha! ;p

I stop at fifty because it's a pretty number. :D So if you have your own, add more if you must. ;)